Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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