hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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