best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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