Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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