is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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