I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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