Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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