It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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