For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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