ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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