She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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