If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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