Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
