I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I am available for nakedness
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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