when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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