You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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