the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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