I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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