you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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