Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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