So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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