Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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