It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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