Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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