Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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