One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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