You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
