Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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