talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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