ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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