I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Randomize
