champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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