I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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