Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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