Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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