I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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