sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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