I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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