I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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