its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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