5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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