If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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