is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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