Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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