Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
