Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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