the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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