Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Fuck appropriateness.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You took a bar mat shot.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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