we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Is Oprah even human
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Randomize
