I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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