I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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