That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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