Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Houston, we have a squirter
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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