Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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