I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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